Plant Queers

For queer plant parents, houseplant obsessives, and anyone whose love language is one more cutting. Explore witty, leafy LGBTQ+ T-shirts with plant puns, gay humor, and a little well-rooted mischief.

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  • Top Soil T-Shirt

    Top Soil T-Shirt

  • Top Soil T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Train Me T-Shirt

    Train Me T-Shirt

  • Train Me T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Size Queen T-Shirt

    Size Queen T-Shirt

  • Size Queen T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Cuttings Exchange T-Shirt

    Cuttings Exchange T-Shirt

  • Cuttings Exchange T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Stalked By Gnats T-Shirt

    Stalked By Gnats T-Shirt

  • Stalked By Gnats T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Good Roots T-Shirt

    Good Roots T-Shirt

  • Good Roots T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Plant Uncontrolled T-Shirt

    Plant Uncontrolled T-Shirt

  • Plant Uncontrolled T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Apartment Dependents T-Shirt

    Apartment Dependents T-Shirt

  • Apartment Dependents T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Open Relationship T-Shirt

    Open Relationship T-Shirt

  • Open Relationship T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Rooted Open T-Shirt

    Rooted Open T-Shirt

  • Rooted Open T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Closet Grow Light T-Shirt

    Closet Grow Light T-Shirt

  • Closet Grow Light T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • He Him Humidity T-Shirt

    He Him Humidity T-Shirt

  • He Him Humidity T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Variegated Valid T-Shirt

    Variegated Valid T-Shirt

  • Variegated Valid T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Calathea Submission T-Shirt

    Calathea Submission T-Shirt

  • Calathea Submission T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Soft Leaves T-Shirt

    Soft Leaves T-Shirt

  • Soft Leaves T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Node Curious T-Shirt

    Node Curious T-Shirt

  • Node Curious T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Mist Me T-Shirt

    Mist Me T-Shirt

  • Mist Me T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Hung Like a Pothos T-Shirt

    Hung Like a Pothos T-Shirt

  • Hung Like a Pothos T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
  • Ficus With Benefits T-Shirt

    Ficus With Benefits T-Shirt

  • Ficus With Benefits T-Shirt

    $29.99
    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price