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Queer-designed.\u003c\/strong\u003e Made for showing up as yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-wrap: pretty; box-sizing: border-box; overflow-wrap: break-word; width: fit-content; max-inline-size: 100%; margin-block: 6px; color: #14142b; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis tee is created by Queeries, a queer-owned brand designing expressive pieces for the LGBTQ+ community and everyone who believes style should have personality, joy, and a little bit of nerve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-wrap: pretty; box-sizing: border-box; overflow-wrap: break-word; width: fit-content; max-inline-size: 100%; margin-block: 6px; color: #14142b; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eIt has a soft, lightweight feel, a smooth cotton touch, and a modern all-gender fit made for everyday comfort. 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Less waste, more intention, better energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-wrap: pretty; box-sizing: border-box; overflow-wrap: break-word; width: fit-content; max-inline-size: 100%; margin-block: 6px 0px; color: #14142b; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eComfy enough for everyday. 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